Hey, I just bought a rump roast and a pea coat from that guy and, you're right, he was lispy.
Damn, this one is good. I'll have G in tomorrow and, while it won't be as funny as F, it will have the same kind of cheery yellow background. Happy, happy!
Strangely, the wife and I went out for dinner last night and the place had a "Silence of the Lambs Special." It was lamb shank cooked in chianti with what was described as a fava bean "lotion". The waiter said it was so good it made him tuck his penis between his legs and dance around.
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...I'ma have to rent out a dance hall or something by the time "H" comes up.
(Awesome job, though- the bottom line made me laugh so hard milk came out my nose. And I wasn't drinking milk! Magic humor!)
Damn, this one is good. I'll have G in tomorrow and, while it won't be as funny as F, it will have the same kind of cheery yellow background. Happy, happy!
Sorry to steal your yellow.
Send in the clowns!
p.s. Can I come over for dinner? I have Fava beans.
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